On behalf of the Young Conservatives of Texas, I'm honored to present the "Adolf Hitler Lifetime Achievement Award" to Sarah Weddington, current UT professor and the attorney responsible for the morally revolting Roe v. Wade decision.
If Hitler were alive today, he would be ecstatic that his legacy has not been forgotten. In the tradition and spirit of the former leader of the Third Reich, Weddington has brilliantly fought for the systematic slaughter of innocent people. She must be commended with this accolade for initiating the legalization of abortion, the procedure having enabled the death toll wrought by the Nazis to be phenomenally surpassed. Only six million people were killed during the first Holocaust, while Weddington's landmark Supreme Court case has resulted in the destruction of over 45 million lives! Hitler would be envious!
Just as Hitler labeled the Jews subhuman, Weddington applied the same "logic" to the unborn. Legal personhood and equal protection by law were removed in 1936 by the Supreme Court of Germany. Then, the mass extermination of innocents began. Weddington ensured the same fate for unborn children in 1973. Entire generations have been slaughtered since, as some stand by, chanting that it's a "choice, not a child." Hitler would be proud!
On this momentous occasion, the YCT and I sincerely congratulate Weddington, who has managed to set new records, beating out such luminaries as past award recipient Josef Stalin. Thus, we proudly present the "Adolf Hitler Lifetime Achievement Award" to Weddington. Heil Weddington!