There are plenty of things to be thankful for this holiday season. Wonderful things top my personal list, which I’d like to share with y’all.
First and foremost, I’m thankful for that genius of a court decision, Hopwood. We won’t go back (to racial preferences)! No sit-in, teach-in, townhall meeting or hungr strike will bring back affirmative action if equality and opportunity are to prevail.
Secondly, nothing made me happier this election cycle than the demise of that harridan, Senator Carol Moseley Braun. Say goodbye, Carol, to your days of being an anti-family, anti-life militant. Americans won’t miss you.
I’m especially grateful for an inactive Student Government (SG). It makes our jobs at Contumacy much easier when a do-nothing organization such as the SG keeps its hands off of our liberties by virtue of being incompetent and lazy.
Most of all, I’m thankful for all of the leftists on campus. Without them, we wouldn’t have an excuse to philosophically terrorize them with Contumacy.

Happy holidays,


Sonia Mohammed
Editor-in-Chief